you can't bowl at gallery furniture

everything's bigger at gallery furniture
Originally uploaded by clairevoyant paranoia.

back in august, wendy, aaron, john paul and i decided to look into the rumors that gallery furniture had a bowling alley. we did find a wall full of very strange pictures, a gigantic television broadcasting infomercials, shaquille o'neil's personally designed basketball motife throne, a free hot dog buffet, and indoor tennis practice cages; however, no bowling alley. by far the best attraction was the oversized dining room set. walking along the side of the enormous buffet piece really did recapture those childhood experiences of living in a world that is just way too big for your body.